Snow gear, get your snow gear here!!! Here’s your chance to be a trueblood actionist by taking advantage of this latest spate of blizzard like conditions around the country.

Don’t be a cabin fever detainee. Get outside and get your downhill on or get your cross country legs going. Is school closed? Kick the kids out and tell them to jump off the nearest hill…on a sled of course.

What’s that? Did Junior say sleds are babified? Fine, buy him a snowboard and send him on his way. Hey, he might come back as the next Shaun White.

Don’t look at me like that. It could happen.

And what do you mean your street hasn’t been cleared? So what. Strap on some skis and pump it down the street.

People ride their bikes to bus stops and put them on the bus bike rack every day. Bet you a dollar you can take your alpine gear on any bus or train and nobody will say a word…they’ll be shocked at the novelty of it all.

So come on people. Let’s stop complaining about the weather and embrace it. The Vancouver Games are coming up this weekend. Opening ceremonies are on Friday. Get in Olympic spirit, order some gear from the widgets to the left of this post, get out into the elements and enjoy the white stuff.