From the files of the March 2009 edition of Toastmaster magazine…here’s a story about Toastmasters’ Humorous Speech Contest. In the “Filled With Funny” article written by Paul Sterman on page 14 there’s this story.

Sid Davis, a member of the Lake Morman Toastmasters in Mooresville, North Carolina, playfully dissed the Starbucks crowd – or at least those patrons who order the “mocha, frappe, latte, venti, pony expresso, whipped cream sissy drink. If you want a milkshake go to Dairy Queen!” he growled.

His coffee themed comedy routine took first place in the 2005 division round.